Dr. Lew Stern
120A Overlook Road
Staunton, VA 24401

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Monday, January 23, 2012

Litte Bear Banjo Hospital Work Spaces











Good morning.

I thought I’d walk you through the new Little Bear Banjo Hospital workspaces now that I have them pretty close to being fully operational.

In October 2010 when I retired and Mary and I relocated from Arlington VA, to Staunton, VA, I left behind a fine little shop, based on a stand a lone shed which housed all my machinery. In our little A frame cabin in Staunton, I knew I would not have the same space so I sold off all my heavy machinery – rather than see it lie around in the outdoor storage shed we have, without any electricity or insulation, while I contemplated my options in retirement. I was initially thinking about building a new, electrified shed, but life intervened, and I ended up deciding to move my operations inside, and to focus on hand tools and the one piece of equipment that I’ve relied on for a variety of tasks, a bandsaw.

So, here’s my new inside setup, down in the utility portion of the ground floor – where I also have my office, which I share with my hounds who regard it as their primary living space housing their bed, toys, and treats and kibble.

The first post on this site, way down below – scroll down until you can’t go any further – shows the Arlington VA setup – and some of the older staff from before September 2009, when we headed for the mountains of Augusta County. That original staff, Lily, my Rhodesian Ridgeback puppy, and my daughter’s hound Rocky now live on the big spread my daughter and her husband purchased in Rixieville – 5 acres makes for great dog accommodations.

The house staff in Staunton now consists of Maggie, our black rescue hound, and Roxie, her faithful companion, or brown rescue hound. Both are mystery dogs. We got them from the county pound when we first arrived in Staunton. Maggie was about 5 months and had been born in the wild, and lived with a pack for the first 4 or so months of her life. Roxie had it a little easier, having been fostered, and now they are true buddies. One lies and the other swears to it They are a fine and reliable LBBH staff. In fact, when Maggie was first brought into our household, she’d grab a squeak toy and play along with the banjo with uncanny timing and a great rhythmic sense. Roxie prefers flatfooting – or flat pawing, I guess.

This is now the new headquarters of Little Bear Banjo Hospital. Three worksites, no waiting. You can see the banjo barracks for both in-patient banjos and my own arsenal of players – the green wooden shelving on the right as we enter the basement area. One old laminated school table and two IKEA cabinets make for great work spaces. You can see the finishing area in which a small sits atop a piece of kitchen counter material awaiting stripping, staining and finishing – I now do vintage furniture repair and refinishing work here at LBBH in an attempt to support classic home restoration efforts here in Staunton. Behind that you can see the packing area littered with cardboard boxes.

Thanks for coming.

Have a great banjo day.
Play hard.

Lew

New Bridge




Hello Banjo Folks.

I received my Spillway Dam Banjo Bridge Combo Pack Two from Mr. Don New in the mail a few weeks ago. It included a capped 50 year old pine bridge, an uncapped douglas fir bridge, and a capped maple bridge plus the new design, which I believe is called Big Foot.

I’ve had good results with Don New’s bridges before, and I always try to keep a few in inventory.

But for some reason two of these bridges in the Combo Pack – the capped pine bridge and the capped maple bridge – did exceedingly special things to my banjo.

First, Don gets the spacing just right, and cuts the notches for the strings expertly. I have never had to toy with any of his string grooves for depth or make any adjustment to deal with buzz. He has it all figured out.

Second, Don gets the height right. That would seem to be a simple thing, but I’ve had 5/8 inch bridges sink into their real height once set on a plastic head with the bridge angle ending up making the thing a bit under the hoped for effect. Not with Don’s banjos.

Third, I’m getting all sorts of sound improvements – across the strings – and much more responsiveness. I won’t go so far as to say it is like a brand new banjo, but I will say that working with this bridge has given an old set of strings a new life, seemingly new flexibility and bendability, and a much more pleasing reaction to touch. I’m not exerting myself much to get a sound, and the softer I pick the more open and full the sound seems. I’ve had some bridges that seemed to require hand to hand combat to pull sound out of them.

I did want to try the Big Foot (http://www.banjohangout.org/classified/19449), but didn’t quite know what to do with it. I had already seated the pine and then the maple on the RK-35. I thought I’d give Big Foot a crack at my little Appalachian style walnut banjo, one of those simple banjos with fiddle pegs and a small skin head. Big Foot does a credible job on my mountain banjo.

I must say that I thought I would prefer the capped bridges to the uncapped. However, I recently needed to swap out bridges on my RK-50 Recording King, and I grabbed Don’s uncapped bridge, just out of curiousity. I was very pleased with the results this uncapped bridge turned in.

Now I did post an effusive comment on Don’s bridges in January this year on BANJO HANGOUT; I just checked the archive. So I might be beating a dead horse – many of you probably know that Don New’s bridges are a real good value and do wonderful things for banjo setup.

Nevertheless, I’m going to go ahead with this post. I didn’t get these bridges for free. There are no entangling alliances between Don New and me. He did not know I was going to throw some more positive comments onto this website of mine, and certainly did not ask for them.

But he does good work, and deserves this mention.

Monday, December 26, 2011

Trying Jazz on the 5 String: Not for the Faint of Heart

Merry Christmas!!

After talking about the possibility of putting my banjo next to a neighbor’s jazz guitar, with us behind our respective machines, my friend Steve and I finally got together. I’ve seen Steve and his group (which includes an incredible Vibratone player) wow audiences in Staunton VA, so I approached the experience with some trepidation. After all, I’m a banjo player, primarily clawhammer. What do we know of chords? More to the point, what do I know of chords?

Actually, I had focused on memorizing the three chord positions, F, D and Barre, up and down the neck, and after about two and a half years of constant, daily work I’ve managed to recall some of the fingerboard. I also sort of figured out minor positions, but I’ve had some trouble with anything more complex than Major 7 chords. But I decided to haul two of my instruments, a BG banjo and an OT banjo, to Steve’s house – unfortunately it is uphill which reminded me exactly how heavy banjos in hard shell cases can be…

Steve warmed up a bit on his guitar – one of those classy jazz instruments – not your average Dreadnaught to be sure.

I told him I needed to figure out some basic jazz idioms, some runs or licks or common chord positions. He decided to take me through “Summertime”, and to introduce me to some basic I, VI, II, V chord progressions – but chord progression in BG is clearly not the same thing as jazz chord progression. My fingers ached, my mind spun, and I barely was able to run a simple three finger pattern on any chord before he was pushing me up or down the neck: Dm/ Gm/ A7/Bb/ F/ Dm/ Bb/A Gm/ C /Dm.

We’ve resolved to meet once a week, and to work on a tune a week – that might be really optimistic. I tend to be an immersion learner, and generally stick with a tune for a 1 to 3 month period. We’ll see.

But the fun didn’t end there. I told Steve that for the heck of it we ought to see whether there’s any applicability of basic clawhammering capabilities to jazz. So I unholstered the open back, and ran through what I knew of “Summertime” in a basic claw pattern. Surprisingly, to me, and astoundingly from Steve’s perspective we were able to make it work. I had to slow down, and he had to make some compromises (apparently, moral ones) before we could fuse clawhammer and jazz standards but what we produced at least in this first instance worked surprisingly well.

And then, to add icing to the cake I suggested we see whether some of the bluesy modal type tunes in clawhammer might lend themselves to some jazz guitar work. I slowed down and exaggerated some of the “jazz” aspects I thought I heard in Cluck Old Hen, Kitchen Girl, Abe’s Retreat (that one might have been a bridge too far…) and Steve figured out how to apply his jazz guitar prowess to these tunes, to tease out their jazz flavor, and to work alongside what I was doing on the open back.

This is going to be fun.

Monday, August 1, 2011

Wednesday, July 20, 2011






In January 2009 I asked Jason Burns to build me an A scale banjo. This banjo was to be a gift to myself upon retirement, set for late October 2010.

I had given some thought to this banjo. I was intent on an A scale sized banjo. I had stumbled into a Burns banjo not too long before I got to thinking about this second banjo, and had fallen in deep banjo love with his aesthetics, his 12 inch pot, the special architecture of his scoop.

For me, the process of designing an A scale became an exercise in understanding where to draw the line between (1) one’s personal sense of artistry and tendency toward invention and (2) the builder’s own artistic expression and architectural choices for his basic banjo design.

The process became one of understanding where the artistic creativity and design flair of the builder, and the intention and hoped-for end state for the intended player had to meet, negotiate, and find a balance between vision and preferences of each of the two key people involved.

That entailed coming to grips with the reality that decisions based on compromise between the player and the builder would modify the end result in unintended ways, and decisions based on concessions would end up torquing the enterprise in ways that could not account for the manner in which the vision of the builder and the intention of the ultimate owner would ultimately meet and mix.

For this banjo I wanted to try and capture some of the ideas behind this retirement, especially our new home in Staunton, VA, to which my wife Mary and I moved in September 2009 in anticipation of my October 2010 retirement.

 At that time I wanted a gold watch on the back of the peghead. the figurative retirement metaphor. I captured one from another banjo Jason had done.

 I asked for an inlay of a deer head at the scoop. We had deer coming through the grassland in our back property in late summer, and I enjoyed their company. Mary and I welcomed them. For me, they represented a mysterious presence, and seemed to always be in the wind on this modest plot of land of ours.

 I wanted an inlay of a bird, abstracted, in the peghead face plate. My wife and I had set up some feeders, and I planned to build bird houses once I set up my shop. Here, in our new home, we started every day at breakfast watching the many kinds of birds playing off of our porch, and delighting in our feeders.

 I wanted the fingerboard to have fret markers at the 3, 5, 7, 10, 12, 15 frets in the form of squirrel tracks.

The banjo was intended to commemorate the quiet, small things that I’ve had to recapture as pleasures in my life after 30 years in the government.

It took me a while to grasp the full effect of these decorations, but what I ended up designing was a tattooed lady, not a banjo, and it took every ounce of Jason’s refined, sophisticated customer service personality to gently guide me to that realization.

In the end what I wanted was a Jason Burns banjo. The entire exchange, and the distance between both of our expectations regarding some of the design aspects of the banjo – or, more to the point, the frills and inlay that would decorate the banjo frame – led me to regroup, and to come down on the side of wanting Jason to be the artist behind the banjo. I had enough confidence from my first encounter with his banjos, and enough of a strong bond with the standard scale banjo prototype that I purchased from him, to prompt me to pull back from my preferences in favor of giving Jason more space.

I have attached some pics of the final product, a very pleasing banjo indeed.

"A Kindly Visitation" -- A Tribute to Jarrell

In February 2011 I traveled to Lexington VA, to the campus of Washington and Lee University, to attend a play written by James Leva entitled A KINDLY VISITATION: A MUSICAL TRIBUTE TO TOMMY JARRELL.

I see that it might be scheduled again on 30 October, in Purcellville, VA:

Franklin Park Center for the Performing Arts (540) 338 7973 "A Kindly Visitation"

I strongly recommend attending.

Leva, and Riley Baugus, and Stephan Wade, and Danny Knicely recreated their trips to see Tommy, their efforts to imbibe his music and integrate his stories into their understanding of Jarrell’s (and Fred Cockerham’s) world and its music. They told stories, recounted jokes, played tunes, contrasted styles, traded tunes all from a script inventively conceived by James Leva. Leva and Baugus and Knicely juggled fiddle parts, with Leva quarterpacking the fiddle part of the program.

Baugus and Wade double teamed on banjo, and were joined by Leva in raising their voices to put these tunes out, spiritedly pushed the program along, punctuating it with some great snatches of tunes from Jarrell’s repertoire. Leva does a good job fiddling and singing traditional tunes. No one bends over a banjo neck or brings as much kinetic energy to a banjo tune as does Stephan Wade. And Riley’s voice is just so full of Appalachia, so very strong and true, replicating the tone and timing of old time singing. Knicely used a fiddle, a mandolin and a guitar to great effect – his guitar work is impressive and energetic – and he and Wade danced a bit of flatfoot, too. All the while, some great photos of Jarrell and his clan dominated the backstage area.

This was a great piece of work. It told, in an artful way, how much of an impact Jarrell had on scores of young musicians – and added color and life to the narratives that people like Ray Alden and Hank Sapoznik produced to try and capture the intellectual adventure of piecing together musical traditions through field work.

It would be wonderful to have this thing packaged and available as a DVD, or a YouTube resource, or even just to have the sound track and the stories on a CD, but then again there’s something to be said for the ephemeral moment, the short-lived musical event that makes a strong and durable memory.

Everything can now be saved and filed and copied and backed-up and bookmarked and entombed in electrons in a manner that places it within quick reach.

In some ways it is sweet to have this evening as a musical moment that was shared with a small audience in a wonderful setting and is now a memory.

(But I’d still buy a DVD in a flash…)

If it ever comes around again, grab the chance to see it. I hope that October date is a real one. I’d make the trip to see it again without any hesitation.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

THE LAST OF LBBH ARLINGTON VA JOBS






Little Bear Banjo Hospital just finished a long, long project for a British client, restoring a C.E. Lennox banjo from the 1890s. The project didn't take from the 1890s to now. But it might as well have.

I ended up bending a modern No Knot tailpiece to fit, not the most perfect solution but better than trying to excavate five string holes in the pot. I believe the five hole approach was the way Farris strung up some of his thin metal clad pots.

I used Nylagut minstrel strings. They are a bit thicker and are not intended to be tuned to scale. They tune down to that growly minstrel voicing.

Lennox's patented way of getting around the need for a dowel stick does not win any awards from me. It’s partially the three screws, and partially string tension that hole the thing in place, and I’m not necessarily confident that this is a real advance – it didn’t really catch on, of course. But it is holding decently for what one might want and expect from a banjo like this.

I would have preferred using old stock hooks and nuts, if only because the new ones are long enough to actually protrude through the bottom of the rim. The pot might have been made a touch deeper to account for that possibility. The tension hoop was as mangled and ovalized as any of them from the 1890s are, and that proved a challenge for getting the calfskin fitted decently. I didn’t want to braze the tension hoop because I was concerned about losing any material at the joint and then not quite being able to get it around the skin.

The project arrived at a life changing moment, got caught up in a lot of issues involving health, kept getting shelved, and then got mangled up in our preparations to relocate and my retirement plans.

But its completion marks the end of the Arlington, VA work for Little Bear Banjo Hospital, which is now reoriented to doing local work in Staunton, VA, and focused on hand tools exclusively.

Some photos attached. Nice piece of wood, and Mark Hickler makes very sound banjo rims.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Little Bear Banjo Hospital: Back On The Job, and Focused on TEACHING CLAWHAMMER BANJO IN STAUNTON, VA

Little Bear Banjo Hospital is reorganized, slimmed down, focused and ready to do business again. Taking new "patients," local only, and ready to teach clawhammer banjo once more, this time in our new location, Staunton, VA, in the embrace of the Blue Ridge Mountains. We are still planning and designing a new workshop, but for now a modest two table operating room has been set up in the basement of our new cabin cottage near Augusta Avenue and Grasty, on Overlook Road, which indeed overlooks this great city and its surrounding mountain tops. LBBH repairs traumatic neck stress and dramatic peghead breaks. We can mount a new skinhead, refinish a neck and pot using old tried and true tung and oil finishing techniques. We can rejuvenate spun over pots and oxidized hardware. LBBH can do basic setup, vintage case repair, fret repair, fretless fingerboard replacement, customized wooden tailpiece carving, upgrading peghead and fifth string tuners, among other things. Looking forward to doing business locally as your one stop vintage banjo repair and rejuvenation spa. Thanks.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Clawhammer Lessons with the Chief Surgeon

• I'd be delighted to work banjo lessons with you.

• I teach clawhammer, the rhythmic West Virginia variety in particular.

• I focus on basics. I aim at equipping the student with firm grounding in fundamentals and the capacity to develop independently.

• I do not use tab, though I'm not religiously against it.

• I try to focus on enabling students to grasp tunes by ear.

• I charge 35 dollars for an hour of lessons.

• I'm prepared to accommodate your schedule, as mine allows.

• Weekends are best.

• However, I do offer evening lessons during the week.

• I am flexible, or try to be.

• Let's see what we can work out.

Tips on Packing Banjos for Long Distance Customers

Tips on Packing Banjos for Long Distance Customers
Packing the banjos for shipping can be tricky.

LOOSEN THE STRINGS. REMOVE THE BRIDGE.

The banjo itself should be swathed in bubble wrap, and placed in a cardboard box that is then filled to capacity with packing peanuts, or wadded up newspapers. Take extra care to wrap the peghead and the tuners in an extra thick layer so that the tuners aren't exposed to the risk of being bent. Wrap it like a mummy.

In the end, though old newspapers are plentiful, the box will weigh more and cost more to ship. It might be worth your while to buy the peanuts. The box could be reused to ship 'em back to you.

The trick is to make absolutely certain that the banjo is essentially suspended in a total bed of peanuts, packed tightly, and that there is no movement in the box once sealed.

The most costly damage to a banjo in shipping comes when the package is jostled and the banjo moves in a way that whiplashes the neck, so that the peghead is strained. The most vulnerable part of the banjo is the juncture between the peghead and the nut. It's not impossible to repair a break at that point, but it is difficult and can cost a lot since it involves some strategic pinning and usually an entire neck refinishing.

Peanuts settle, so you'll have to tamp them down.

I usually use a box that is two inches taller than the banjo -- one inch one each end. The box should allow one or two inches in the front and the back of the banjo.

I also use brown packing tape, the kind you cut to length, wet, and apply. Scotch-tape like packing tape is sufficient, but it doesn’t lend that strapping reinforcement to the outside of the package.

My own view of commercial packing services is that they never get it right. Further, music stores rarely get it right. I think you'd be better off packing the thing yourself.

I would recommend insuring the banjo for an amount that represents the minimum it might take to replace yours with banjos of similar make and period of manufacture.

Make certain you have plenty of detailed photos for insurance purposes, just in case.

I use the U.S. Post Office. UPS can be costly for a heavier banjo, unless you have a corporate or business account with them. They charge a princely sum for packing. I'm not convinced they do a job sufficient to make certain that the banjo won't suffer whiplash.

Note: John Bernunzio of Bernunzio instruments has a good explanation of how to pack a banjo on his website.

WHEN YOU PACK A BANJO FOR MAILING IN THE HARD SHELL CASE you still need to make certain that the banjo is immobilized in the case. Any side to side jostling will put a strain on the neck and risk breakage. You need to secure the banjo with bubble wrap or other filler INSIDE THE CASE to make sure there is no possibility that the banjo can shift and move once secured in the case. The case itself, inserted into the mailing box, needs to be immobilized with packing material -- again, I think packing peanuts make for a lighter package.

eBay Auctions Services by LBBH Enterprises

Little Bear Banjo Hospital will organize, manage and complete eBay auctions of musical instruments in a consignment type arrangement.

LBBH will:

• Receive and issue a receipt for the instrument.
• Offer a LBBH assessment of the instrument.
• Clean and ready the instrument for auction.
• Photograph the instrument.
• Research the market price and make recommendations on reserve levels.
• Compose the instrument description.
• Utilize the existing LBBH eBay account for the auction.
• Monitor the auction, answer bidder questions, keep seller informed.
• Communicate with winning bidder, conduct all post-auction business.
• Establish the shipping and handling arrangements.
• Wrap and pack the instrument for mailing.
• Insure and post the instrument.


The instrument owner will:

• Deliver the instrument to LBBH Corporate HQ in Arlington, VA.
• Agree to pay the eBay insertion cost to run the auction, the "listing fee".
• Agree to pay the eBay final value fee post auction, the "final value fee".
• Pay LBBH 12 % of the auction price, in addition to the two eBay admin fees described above.

LBBH has been an eBay seller for nearly five years now, and has compiled a perfect feedback record. LBBH is expert at packing and shipping sensitive, delicate instruments. And LBBH eBay auctions pages are well written, compellingly photographed, and fully articulate the terms and conditions that are the basis for effective and efficient auctions.

For references, contact recent satisfied customers:

betsy.omalley@verizon.net
debloispowers@verizon.net

In the Words of Past LBBH Patients

"I finally got a chance to play the fretless you built for me and I am happy to report how pleased I am with it. The sound is so rich and resonant that I'm reluctant to adjust or replace anything. It's certainly an example of the whole being more than the sum of the parts. It must be the masterful setup job that tied everything together."

Paul Deblois, Alexandria, VA, September 2005 "I have been singing your praises to anyone that will listen. Thanks again for the quick turn around and great job on that tenor. I can hardly keep my hands off of it (much to my family's chagrin).

Steve Barrett, Alexandria, VA, April 2007 "Lew Stern is the only repair man I let work on my vintage banjos. His attention to detail and customer service are unmatched.

I thought I had a great sounding Vega Tubaphone until I took it to the Little Bear Banjo Hospital for some minor surgery. Lew kept me updated every step of the way, sending me pictures and detailed descriptions of the work he was to preform, all the while making sure the end result would be what I was hoping for. The day I picked my Vega up form Hospital, Lew handed it to me and upon frailing the first note I was thrilled!!! Finally, my banjo had "that" Tubaphone sound I had been searching after for years. The setup was perfect, the action was perfect, and it played like a dream. The skin head me mounted was beautiful, and the delicate repairs he made ensured that I can play and enjoy my banjo for many years to come. I owe this all to the Little Bear Banjo Hospital and Chief Surgeon Lew Stern.

Thanks Lew! "

-Mike Monseur, Chantilly, VA< 12 September 2007 "Regarding my Walter Burke with a broken peghead, you reattached the peghead, pinning it in place with dowels and adhesives, replaced missing neck inlays, filled and sanded the scar. You applied a strong aesthetic sense, careful attention to detail and meticulous craftsmanship to my project. The completed banjo is a pleasure to look at, with a uniform color and warm finish. Its light weight and soft mellow tone make it an absolute delight to play. I am extremely pleased with this instrument."

Dave Davidson, Reston, VA, February 2002 "Your French polishing finish restored my A.C. Fairbanks that is worth approximately $5,000. The prior owner had put on a plastic exterior coat over the beautiful neck with fancy carving and backstrap. You did an excellent job painstakingly removing the first owner's shellac job, carefully cleaning the intricate carving, and refinishing it in a way that showed off the delicate design work and the beauty of the original wood."

John Huerta, Arlington, VA, November 2001 "The banjo uke arrived today -- very fast delivery. You did a wonderful job of restoring the instrument. It is beautiful! The finish is lovely, the wood in excellent condition. I love the warm color and subdued finish. You really did a great job. I've strung it up and it sounds just super. My expectations have been exceeded! I will play this with pride. My deepest thanks for putting this together. You did a great job in every way."

Bill Montague, Chatham, MA, August 2001 "I want to thank you for your work on the Buckbee. It feels, functions and sounds wonderful. I am so happy to be able to pick it up and play it without re-tuning every five seconds. I don't know why, but I just like the way it sounds."

Mike Monsour, Chantilly, VA, July 2007

Hi Lew,

Yes - your repairs to my truly busted Bohmann Military banjeaurine neck were much appreciated. Its history was that it had previously been bought on ebay as an instrument in good condition but was found to be damaged on receipt by the winner. That wasn't the sellers fault. UPS had routed it via Japan I believe, for reasons of their own, and when it arrived some weeks later either or both of the peg head and heel had been broken. It was dispatched back to the seller and got lost again. Whatever - when it arrived both the peg head and heel were definitely broken. Seller claimed insurance and then relisted at a later date when I bought it as it clearly was - busted up..

I had two concerns. The dowel stick on most JB Schall variants isn't a loose item dowelled into the heel - its part of the heel itself. I knew that if the distance between the lower face of the heel and the lower face of the overhung fingerboard were to change I wouldn't be able to refit the repaired neck to the body without modifying the entry hole for the stick. The other issue was that the peg head break at the nut had bent the typical large Schall German silver perimeter decoration which is soldered in place onto silvered flush brads.

You successfully managed both concerns. The neck fits as it did originally and you refinished in a soft flat black as per original making the repairs almost invisible. The peg head decoration lies true as when new. Your efforts have been much appreciated - guess I'd better find some more work for you :)

Best

Richard Evans
London, England
24 December 2007 Hello Lew,

I want to thank you again for selling my old Fender Stratocaster on Ebay for me. I dropped it off at the Little Bear Banjo Hospital and you did all the rest. Your extensive research on an unfamiliar subject paid off with a very effective and informative auction listing. The many photos you took showed the instrument off to good advantage (thanks, Lily). Best of all, you fielded all questions and requests for further details from guitar fanatics worldwide with your usual diplomacy. When the smoke cleared at the end of the auction, I was very pleased with the winning bid.

You then took on the formidable task of shipping a large, heavy guitar and case to Australia. I really appreciate the hard work and expertise that went into such a successful auction. Now about that old cappucino machine in the attic...

Another satisfied customer,

Paul DeBlois
7 January 2008

The Evolution of the LBBH Logo







Admissions Policies and Practices

1. Call Lew Stern for appointments: 703-920-8511. Emergency consultations
and immediate patient care is one of our specialties. Email contact:
brooklynbanjoboy@yahoo.com.

2. Patient evaluations and assessments/recommendations carry a service fee of
25 dollars. That fee is forgiven if the banjo enters into treatment at the Little
Bear Banjo Hospital.

3. Following a preliminary examination, and a mutual decision to commit the
patient for overnight observation, Little Bear Banjo Hospital will undertake a
vigorous examination of the banjo. The hospital will provide a receipt containing
an inventory of parts, an appraisal of the banjo's health problem, and several
alternative treatments plus a recommended course of action.

4. The recommended course of action will include estimates for the procedure(s)
to be undertaken by The Hospital, and the costs of parts and labor.

5. We will be frank and direct in offering our prognosis. We will be prepared to
offer access to case histories of similar banjo health situations, and before and
after photographs of prior patients (within the parameters of patients' right to
confidentiality).

6. The Little Bear Banjo Hospital will provide an estimated date of completion of
the recommended course of action, and commit to keeping the next of kin
updated regularly. No additional procedures will be undertaken without prior
consultation.

7. The Little Bear Banjo Hospital aggressively pursues after care evaluations and
will contact the banjo owner within a week following discharge to seek a report
on the health and well being of the banjo.

Banjo Boxing: The Emergence of a New Collecting Interest

Prepared for the Banjo Collectors Gathering
8 - 11 December 2005
Arlington, VA

I have long been captivated by the extent to which full immersion collectors have one or more collateral collection interests: banjo statuary, catalogues, vintage photographs, calling cards, banjo lawn jockeys, tailpieces, banjo jewelry, and so forth. Many of those subsidiary collecting interests are equally as expensive as the main focus of this group's attention, and the trafficking in these items can be just as competitive and intense.

I believe I have discovered a new subsidiary collecting interest, and identified the next high profile banjo related collectible: banjo boxes, those stout cardboard containers delivered by FedEx and US Postal Service employees to our front porches that are the portal to this group's main collecting interest, the cocoon that conceals the butterfly, the delivery system long neglected as an art form itself.

Boxing, as we should call it, is an acquired skill, long the domain of dealers, but increasingly a folk form as more and more people delve into eBay inspired banjo capitalism, selling their grandfather's attic dwelling instrument, and wrapping and posting their own banjos to keep overhead down.

As is the case with any aspect of banjo collecting, there are long running disputes, cannonical arguments, over methods for packing banjos. A body of literature has developed that helps preserve these disputes. The adherents sustain the level of debate in the electronic pages of BANJO-L, reviving with almost predictable periodicity the core disputes of that argument: UPS, FedEx, or USPS? Scotch or packing tape? Crumpled newspapers or peanuts? Paper or plastic? Detuned strings and collapsed bridge or full setup? Bubblewrap or Styrofoam blocks?

It is precisely this debate that help structure a typology of banjo boxes, although it is less the methodology than the overall aesthetic product that establishes this aspect of banjoing as an independent art form.

I see three types of banjo boxes, categorized according to packing principles and practice.

First, a method I call Block Packing. Angular, top-tensioned and packed using large brick-like Styrofoam squares as the foundation of the system, the approach is unique and individual, rather than local in character and reflecting regional resources and commercial packing practices. It does incorporate the use of peanuts, a widespread practice, but it utilizes a clever and artful combination of colors and shapes that is again an individual signature. (See photo number 1).

Second, a packing style best described as Neo Gothic Anarchy. Anarchy Packing is extremely individualistic in the area of the address line and box markings, especially handling instructions. However, it tends to be very conventional in box choice, and very traditional in the selection of internal cushioning. One unique contribution to this art form may very well be the use of all local resources in packing and bracing technology, a recipe the sometimes incorporates odd and suspect items. (See photos number 2 and 3).

The third model I call Faux Boxing. It represents an imitation of elements of the classics that is boxy in shape, bereft of individual signature and imagination, and is often characterized by a less than elegant "bigger is better" approach that yields a nondescript caricature of the highest forms of this art. It is less collectible and lacks utilitarian value in that it is not recyclable without time consuming modifications*. (See photo number 4).

This collecting niche has already begun to produce a number of competing Schools of Thought. One with which many subscribes should become familiar traces its origin to the Collected Thoughts of Julian Vincent, an experimentalist as well as a collector to whom the appearance of instruments is less relevant than the question of whether they make the right sound. On that basis, Mr. Vincent has speculated about the functional aspects of these boxes, with the goal of determining how well each of these types of packing protected the instruments, and the variables that help determine whether one box is more relevant to efforts to swaddle and protect classical, bluegrass or clawhammer banjos. He is in the throes of a theoretical breakthrough that will help guide us toward a Grand Theory of Banjo Boxing, focusing on variables determining the height from which instruments must be dropped to break individual parts, suggesting that the Grand Theory will argue that the parts exceed the value of the whole.

This is a new area of collecting. It may take time to develop. It will probably remain an acquired taste for the immediate future. Banjo boxes are not likely to develop into a specialty anytime soon. We will probably not see eBay auctions featuring boxes, though it is possible that an interest in small artifacts of the banjo packing process will attract attention in that electronic marketplace. The emergence of collectible replicas and miniatures may help propel interest in this art form.

But at some point in the future, we will see articles in Banjo Newsletter, perhaps a dedicated quarterly insert championed by a joint bluegrass-old time union of interests, because this is truly a collecting interest where crossover is possible. We could see dedicated vendors at festivals, and we may see sales of truly unique specimens and other farsighted banjo focused enterprises.

And we will see the emergence of a new generation of high stakes collectors focused on preserving this folk form, stockpiling examples, systematically cornering the market, and eventually producing a lavishly illustrated book that will legitimize this specialized collecting interest.



*Note: At least one box collecting colleague raises an interesting point in making the case that every box he has employed to convey banjos previously came from a banjo retailer (with an 85% probability). My colleague has never begun the cycle of use with an original box. That has led to some speculation that banjo boxes are neither created nor destroyed, and that Mr. John Bernunzio, Smakula International or Elderly Instruments is at the vortex of some major collecting force, the originator of all cardboard encasements for banjos, and conceivably for other stringed instruments. I intend to explore this theme in a forthcoming Banjo Newsletter article, embroidering on earlier discussions of the theory of banjo relativity.

Helping Young, Aspiring Banjo and Guitar Musicians

In mid-January a representative of The Theatre in Washington, VA, contacted Little Bear Banjo Hospital on behalf of Rappahannock High School's music program, which was looking for guitars and banjos for students who could not afford to purchase them.

Little Bear Banjo Hospital donated a Kimberly guitar (my first instrument), which had been in the shop waiting for a good reason to start the repairs and setup necessary to make this thing playable. And Little Bear Banjo Hospital put out the word to local Old Time musicians. An impressive number of local musicians, many affiliated with The Friends of Old Time Banjo (FOB), donated very respectable instruments (including their first instruments) or provided cash support for the purchase of cases, straps and parts.

*Dog was not included in the donation.*

My goal was to make them playable, not pretty. After a month or so of work, on 21 February I finally completed the repair and set up work, wrapped the assembled instruments in cases, bundled them into the car, and with Mary hauled them off to Warrenton (stopping first at a spectacular local clogging event, the Potomac Double Down) for a hand-off to teacher Ben Beasley. I turned over a total of eight playable guitars and three very good learning level banjos, four guitar stands, and cases for all the instruments.

The banjo and guitar community in northern Virginia committed some very positive acts of friendship with these young musicians and potential players in mind. Little Bear Banjo Hospital thanks those people heartily.

The kinds with their instruments.

My First Skin Head

Date: Mon, 1 Oct 2001
Subject: skin head stuff
To: BANJO-L@ucdavis.edu

I just put my first skin head on a banjo.

I had been warned by many good friends that this is an awful task, but that it's also some kind of test of courage, a blood ritual which banjo players must endure.

So, I put off doing it as long as I could. I found other tasks to do. Actually spent time doing another job -- yardwork -- that I had managed to avoid like the plague. I went to school soccer games. I painted 3/4ths of the house. I stripped and refinished furniture. I asked endless esoteric questions about flesh hoops and brazing of BANJO-L experts, and spent hours studying responses to those questions. I hunted down websites.

Then, I ran out of excuses. I ran out of other jobs (though I volunteered to put linoleum on the floors of every kitchen in the neighborhood).

So, I got me a skin (the modern, urban way: hunting one down right to front door of Bob Smakula's store.)

I lined up my arsenal of pliers, exacto knives, long bolts, etc.

I soaked that skin until it felt workable. Cold water. Patience. I found it helped to rub the water into the skin rather than just let it soak. I'm sure that this could be explained scientifically. But I'm not going to go down that route. Rubbing the skin under running water gave me a sense that I had some control over this foreign substance.

As it turned out, that was the last time the skin was under my control. Trying to attach a wet skin to a wooden hoop is essentially the same experience as trying to rope and brand a live calf. Now I know there are some cowboys out there who will dispute this. And I have little interest in challenging the credentials of these real life cowboys. However, it strikes me that anyone who disputes my "calf skin/live calf" hypothesis has either never actually targeted a calf from horseback, or been wrestled to the ground by a dead, inert, but very wet calf skin.

I'd like to be able to say something to the effect that the next step -- which is placing the skin on the head, pressing the flesh hoop onto the rim just right, and setting the tension hoop into place -- is just a matter of science, physics, leverage, tactics, and so forth.

Unfortunately, all things rational count for nothing at this stage. For each step that makes sense, there's a follow-on part of the drill that defies logic, scoffs at gravity, or ignores the innate characteristics of wet hide.

There are several tricks I can recommend, some of which are mentioned in the useful articles and website discussions by people such as Bob Smakula. Others would not necessarily occur to individuals trained to think in linear, reasoned, logical ways:

1. Get a large enough piece of hide so that you have enough overlapping beyond the tension hoop so you can get a good grip and stretch the hide over the flesh hoop, into position behind the tension hoop, clear out the air bubbles by working to get the skin tight. Just have enough leeway to make it easy to grab onto the "threaded" hide with a pincer.

2. When wrestling with the hide, as you try to pull the skin through the tension hoop and into position, don't wrest your palm or any other part of the hand on the hide while looking for leverage over the skin. That defeats the purpose of this drill.

3. Be prepared to make at least one mistake, and to have several things beyond your control go wrong.

4. When trimming the excess skin at the end of assembly, use a blade over which one has perfect control. For some, including me, an exacto knife isn't always the most easily managed cutting tool. A sharpened surgical knife, or dissecting tool might work better.

5. Let it dry when you're in a position to keep an eye on it. loosen the tension as necessary, or pull the plug on a failed experiment. Leaving it to dry overnight eliminates the option of checking in on the top during the course of drying to regulate tension, etc.

6. Don't let your 120 pound Rhodesian Ridgeback drool on the thing, though recognize that dogs over 70 pounds drool where they please.

7. Make certain that you don't wait too long before putting a skin on another banjo. I plan to do another tomorrow.

Regards,
Lew

Keying a Paramount

28-29 January 2008


During the summer of 2003 I met Will Keys following one of his performances at the annual Smithsonian folk festival held on the mall in Washington, D.C. These are pretty informal sessions, so I strolled up to the stage when I saw him cradling his banjo, preparing to sheath it in its case, and told him that I though he did great music. I asked whether the banjo he had in hand was the plectrum he had converted into a 5 string, famed in song and story. Indeed it was, he told me, as he lifted it out the case, and handed it over to me in a supreme act of banjo generosity.

I cradled this banjo, inspected the fifth string peg he had fixed to the side of an old Paramount plectrum neck, admired the intriguing architecture of the Paramount pot, and gave it another once over with my eyes. I don't recall whether I strummed it or banged at the strings. I was less interested in the sound than the excavation on the side of the neck that accommodated a simple metal tuner. Unfortunately I don't recall much about the pip, though photos now mounted on BANJO HANGOUT homepage site belonging to Bill Keys, Will's son, show some perspective on both the fifth string peg and pip, and offer some views of the pot and the peghead, too.

Bill has posted some notes and recollections about his Dad that are readily available on his homepage, and are worth reading. Also worth reading is another web page labor of love by some friends of Will's: http://www.willkeys.com/html/about_will.html

In separate email correspondence in mid-2007, Bill told me that Will purchased his Paramount in 1971 at a music store in Bellflower, California while he was visiting his daughter, whose husband was stationed at the USN base in Long Beach. Will's daughter appears to have accompanied him to the music store. Imitating a modification he had seen on a banjo belonging to Carl McConnell, Will reconfigured the Paramount to accommodate the fifth string. Bill told me that his sister has the banjo, and that it remains at a family home in Gray, Tennesee.

It would be about 5 years before I developed a full blown case of Paramount banjo obsession, to the point of stockpiling parts and pieces, buying hulks off of eBay and keeping an inventory of projects, investing in some of the media and memorabilia and historical documentation about William Lange, amassing photos of banjos, seeking out like minded devotees, attempting to track serial numbers, and accumulating a record of his patents.

And it wasn't until late January 2008, about the time of my own 56th birthday, that I felt I knew Paramounts well enough to try this modification myself, and that I owed myself a birthday present.

Paramounts intrigued me first as architecturally unique banjos. The rims represent an evolution of innovations from the minds of William L. Lange and William P. Rettburg, patented acoustical experiments and shapes that emerged in the period from 1920 to late 1930. The tailpieces were uniquely cammed inventions themselves, and also emerged in an evolution of ideas from the late 1910 to the early 1930 period. The rims are weighty, sturdy structures built as archtops, configured so that metal pieces run in intervals across the top of the rim toward the metal tone ring, forming compartments that must have represented some great theoretical design intended to make clever use of space, air and the juncture of metal and wood to produce a unique sound.

I confess to having little of an engineers' or designer's understanding of what Lange and Rettburg intended in structural and scientific terms when they organized their thoughts and applied for their patent. If anything, I have more of an intuitive sense of what emerged from their experiments: an extremely bright sound that lends itself well to all sorts of playing styles, especially up picking, in my opinion.

So, after several practice runs on old maple necks that I keep around the shop for precisely such eventualities,, I took the simple Style One Paramount I won in auction, detached the copy plectrum neck, mounted it in the fangs of a well padded portable vice, squared it up with a level, secured it to the platform of my drill press, selected the right and pre-tested bit, and slowly cut into the neck to excavate the hole for the fifth string peg, right where the 4th fret meets the fifth, as close enough to the photo of Will's own work as possible.

I pre-tested seating several different kinds of fifth string pegs, looking to find something that might match the original Page tuners (not from the Style One, but painstakingly accumulated in my search for Paramount artifacts). I eventually settled on the simplest all metal peg, resembling what Will selected for his project, possibly because the part of the peg that would anchor into the neck was shaped cylindrically, could be seated by screwing the mechanism straight down into the neck instead of cutting a hole for a modern generic fifth string peg, wider at the mouth and narrower at the bottom of the shaft, which I thought would likely be harder to accomplish on a narrow plectrum neck.

I selected an old ivoroid pip, possibly off of an old Fairbanks, large enough to exceed the height of the fret alongside of which it would be anchored, mimicking what I could figure out was the specs for Will's banjo. I had to cant it slightly to the left side of the fingerboard, and drill the hole close to the purfling, always a risky proposition, but the stem was thin enough so that I was able to seat the thing securely without doing structural damage to the fingerboard. The fifth string runs a bit close to the 4th, far enough away to allow good clawhammering and accurate downstroking in up-piacking patterns, but close enough to have to concentrate on getting finger positions right the first time.

This turned out to be a surprisingly playable banjo. There's basically enough room for right and left hand fingers to find their way around the flight deck without bumping into important things. The scale is right. I might experiment with a slightly lighter gauge, slap a calf skin on the thing. I've been reluctant to do so because the clear skin allows visual access to a very squared away interior, with all sorts of intriguing angles and structural contrasts between distinguished old bolts and rim wood, the gleam of the nickel plated tone rim and the metal pieces that create those air chambers that characterize the Paramount rim.

I suppose I attempted these modifications largely to see whether they were possible, and would yield a playable, serviceable banjo. I did not have to engage in prolonged agonizing over whether to cannibalize an antique, since the banjo came with both the original neck and a very reasonable facsimile of the plectrum neck that the original owner had apparently duplicated for a reason that is long buried in the recesses of banjo memory. I had thought about doing the job, and tossing it on eBay as a target of opportunity, but I think I'm going to be playing it for a while before it goes anywhere, if it goes anywhere.

It's given me the Will to play, so to speak.

Meet the LBBH Staff

Allow us to introduce ourselves:

Lily (left) and Rocky (right),
Our Primary Care Team

Ready to operate!

Pre-Op

Post-Op

Rocky fulfilling his duties as our resident Musical Therapist.

Explore the Little Bear Banjo Hospital

Indulge in a virtual tour of the LBBH grounds:

The Tess D. Stern Surgery Center

Our Operating Equipment

Special Surgeries

Elective Surgery Center

The Preliminary Evaluation Desk

The Casey J. Stern Operating Room


This concludes our tour. For more information, please contact Chief Surgeon, Dr. Lew Stern.

Banjo Health Care at LBBH

Little Bear Banjo Hospital (LBBH) is a full service "Banjo Wellness Center." LBBH undertakes a vigorous examination of the banjo. The hospital offers an appraisal of the banjo's health problem, and several alternative treatments plus a recommended course of action. The recommended course of action will include estimates for the procedures to be undertaken by The Hospital, and the costs of parts and labor. We have excellent recovery accommodations, and a devoted after care service.